Pessimist you call me I'll be round To bring you down My friendship's underrated I've been crowned Queen for letting you Down Give me your heart I'll give it back All battered and torn Every silver lining has its cloud Can I be yours now? And i'll Sit on your face and say I love you And leave you the next day For someone who owes you You Put you trust in me To discover no less than a twist in my sobriety And when You need me the most I'll be pissed off my face or stoned And i'll be loving it Yeahyeahyeah You can count on me yeaheah Here I am you prized And weighted catch I've been found faulty Just give me a chance I'll stab you in the back Please put your trust in Me I am the itch you can't scratch Here try this dagger Put your trust in meSit on your face and say I love you And leave you the next day For someone who owes you You Put you trust in me To discover no less than a twist in my sobriety And when You need me the most I'll be pissed off my face or stoned And i'll be loving it Yeahyeahyeah You can count on me yeaheah Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh I am the itch that you can't scratch yeah yeah Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh I am the itch that you can't scratch yeah yeah I'll Sit on your face and say I love you And leave you the next day For someone who owes youcos you Put you trust in me To discover no less than a twist in my sobriety And when You need me the most I'll be pissed off my face or stoned And i'll be loving it You can count on me yeaheah Ooohhh Ooohhh I am the itch you can't scratch Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhhouooohhh I am the itch you can't scratch yeah yeah