I've got a regular problem So my standard break from life is in order I'm having trouble making sentences I'm older, but I don't feel any smarter You see, I don't know what I said to you And now you're pissed at, you know who And I guess, I deserve it I wish I could waste my time without wasting all your time I try to leave a good impression But it's hard when my obsession's in a pint glass And when you're only 23 It's not attractive to complain about your sore back Yes, I can bitch until my eyes are blue And you're in bed with someone new And I guess, you deserve him Wish, I could waste my time without wasting all your time You say I'm fixable A classic case, lack of will I say, I don't wanna try I'd rather stay here all night I've got a motivation problem So my standard break from life is getting longer Spent over 30 hours in this bed In two days, I guess, I could've phoned her But now that I'm awake I'd rather take a drink and walk down to the lake And beg the sky for lightning bolts I can't waste my time without wasting all your time You say it's fixable A classic case, lack of will I say, I don't wanna try I'd rather sit here all night