Jimmy's on his way to work - he grabs a bite to eat Walks down to the subway - he wants to get a seat Sees a pregnant lady - going for the only one He slides into it, turns away - his day has just begun (Chorus) Wake up Jimmy; you're not the only man on earth Wake up Jimmy; you were not crowned and blessed at birth Wake up Jimmy; there are other people out there too Wake up Jimmy; the world doesn't spin around you Friday night, Jimmy's drunk and hanging with some friends It seems the party's just begun, he hopes it never ends At 3 AM his neighbors call saying "Jimmy it's too loud" He tells them off and turns it up - yeah, Jimmy's really proud Jimmy is a ruler - at least in his own mind But Jimmy is a loser - he's selfish all the time Jimmy's got a date tonight - his girlfriend's looking sweet She swings on by to pick him up, he says "Baby, it's my treat" They have some burgers, and some fries and two large Cherry Cokes But when it's time to pay the bill he says "Oops, I guess I'm broke!"