Dear dysfunctional family, are we in California still? I'm emotionally stranded with cigarettes and herbal pills Did Robin Hood sleep on dirty floors? Be careful what it is that you wish for Now the back wheels are spinning Drove the nose into a ditch With population zero Hiding from the motel heat Hey! Play that one that's punk Looks like we'll load the van drunk again Plug us in and we'll play too long You can't go wrong There's no mistakes when you don't even know the songs Bring out the brooms, sweep out the hall Just write it down Forget your name and we wont remember to call No one remembers at all It don't matter at all if we don't remember to call