Nights out are meant to be fun, and if that's what they are Then why am I standing drinkless at the bar With empty pockets and holes in my brain No matter what I do it ends up the same That's why I'm giving up and caving in Taking my problems and cashing them in Cos I'm sick of working just to exist I'm quitting my job and I'm off to get pissed When you get up to go out don't wake me up I'm not going to work man, I just can't be fucked Working to pay off debt that wasn't planned And paying for taxes that I don't understand That's why I'm giving up and caving in Taking my problems and cashing them in Cos I'm sick of working just to exist I'm quitting my job and I'm off to get pissed Unemployment, Here I Come.