At the beginning we were just having fun, Two kids on a lark I didn't really think much of it at first, But that's how it starts Started showing warning signs, now it's critical My hands are shaking all the time, I don't know what to do I spent better than a week and a half Trying to figure it out Started feeling kinda weak in the knees And then it spread to my heart Got the diagnosis and it's incurable Thought it's not contagious I contracted it from you I got the kissing disease Now I get the symptoms every time you're sitting with me I struggle to breathe and can't speak 'cause I just wanna lay one on you I got the kissing disease Now I get the fever every time we're shooting the breeze And my brain starts to freeze up on me You're the only treatment that I wanna pursue I got the kissing disease Now I get the symptoms every time you're sitting with me I struggle to breathe and can't speak 'cause I just wanna lay one on you I got the kissing disease Now I know that you're the only doctor I wanna see You said, "Take two of these," then kissed me and had me call you in the morning