My work ethic's been destroyed And I'm glad I'm unemployed I'm always broke, so what's been gained? Thank God for the government Stuck to the couch like rubber cement FX channel keeps me entertained I'm on the dole, out of control I wonder if they're onto me And I'm in the hole, but I'm on the dole And all I do is watch TV And I never leave the house Woodsy thinks I'm part of the couch The difference has become unclear When she's gone, I play musical chairs While Robin's getting high upstairs I can hear her hacking from here On the dole, out of control I wonder if they're onto me And I'm in the hole, but I'm on the dole And all I do is watch TV My employer left me in the lurch Have you made an active work search? These claim forms are getting hard Can't afford to let down my guard And all this time to kill Hangs over me like unpaid bills Waiting for the day that I can pay And you bet I will I'm on the dole, but I'm in control And all I do is watch TV and wonder if they're onto me I'm in the hole, but I'm on the dole Imagine all the time to kill I'm sure you can, I know I will