I think it's kinda funny how ya think you're fuckin cool Sean thinks you're a dingbat N' Doug thinks you're a tool Well I see your band on T.V. Yer not what I wanna be I'm just glad you are, and I'm not Cause you're a twat I hate your fuckin make-up and your pants are P.V.C. You pull into the city in your brand new S.U.V. Well I see you on MTV Yer not what I wanna be I'm just glad you are, and I'm not Cause you're a twat You fuckin sell-out, don't wanna hear ya pout On how much dough you spend on coke Pay-o-la's got you there. Go clean your underwear You know you're such a fucking joke