Jeannie had a birthday So i took her to go see the ramones play She complained and whined The whole time we were there And acted like she didn't even care Now jeannie's got a problem If she want's to live without'em Then she'll have to live without me Cuz' jeannie hates the ramones She always turns my records off And turns in their direction when she coughs Now joey's got spit bubble on his face I swear that girl is such a mental case It almost makes my ears go numb When she says gabba gabba dumb I just don't know what else to do I think she must be sniffin' glue