Well i know a girl and her name is joanie She tries to be cool but she acts so funny And if she had a clue she'd trade in right away (?) She's not as pretty as she'd like to be So she signed up for cosmetic surguery 'Cause the doctor said she wouldn't feel a thing She went into the wrong room And i don't think she'll be walking Anytime soon, no Joanie well she's got a problem Problem what to say She's gonna try to stop to rehabilitate To get her messed up life back straight She's got a problem now She just wanted a tummy tuck a cute button nose and some lyposuction To look like one of those snotty power girls She looked in the mirror and shut her eys real tight 'Cause what was lookin' back was lookin' more like Jerry lewis than geri haliwell She went into the wrong room And i don't think she'll be smiling Anytime soon, no She's had some bad years before But they were always ones we could ignore She's headin' straight for broadway now (?) She's no prom queen now