Can't talk, gotta work I don't give a shit about American Idol I'm not trying to be a jerk I just don't give a shit about the clothes That your dog likes to wear Or the place that you got your hair done Why can't you understand that I just don't care? Please God, make it stop I just can't take another dead end talk To you about your dog And how you had to take him Back to the vet last week and what they said Is that he's got cancer in the head It's too bad, it's too sad but I just don't care No time for small talk No time for bullshit No time to listen to you whine about your grandkids No time to grab a chair No time to sit and chat No time to break a baseball bat Across your kneecaps One more word And I'm going to take the fucking stapler Keep on talking What could happen to you? Keep on talking What could happen? Fuck you I'll staple your eyes shut I'll staple your mouth shut I'll staple your face shut Don't talk to me Can't talk, gotta work I don't give a shit about American Idol I'm not trying to be a jerk I just don't care anymore