Jean Sebastien Giguere is a dick Just a big fat robot with a goalie stick When he layed for the flames He couldn't save worth shit So he went back home to Montreal To get a computer chip All of his thoughts Were put there by Batman All of his thoughts Were programmed by Mathematics nerds Who like jacking off to pictures of Garth Snow in his shouldwer pads Take your Conn Smythe And shove it up your robot asshole Take your Conn Smythe And shove it up your robot ass Take your Conn Smythe Shove it up your goddamn robot fucking ass If heaven is a place where goalies go Grant Fuhr will be there Smashing in your face