We took an airplane All the way to Baltimore with a girl named Something that you'd have to ask my band mates She stayed in the house with us for three days And she named it the Canadian Embassy Oh oh, it's hard to breathe Oh oh, it's hard to sleep In the Baltimore heat The next day She didn't hang out with us because we're lame Jeremy flipped off a tourist bus from the doorway Then we met the Pop Punk board for crab cakes I had a chicken sandwhich it wasn't too bad Oh oh, the time that we had Oh oh, except for the girl on the couch named Justine Justine Justine Did you piss your pants or is it sweat and mold? Hang out with me And help brag about all the merch we sold It's hard to believe that your pervert mustache is just a joke Before we leave, it made me sick that you kept your jeans in the freezer You fucking kept your jeans in the freezer Why did you keep your jeans in the freezer? Kept your jeans in the freezer You fucking kept your jeans in the freezer It made me sad Just ask my band about the girl I named...