Got a new job at a radio station But that won't help you at all 40, 000 watts of maximum rock But that won't help you at all You think you've got everything But I've got news for you You're gonna be the one who's sorry You're gonna be the one who's sorry You're gonna be the one who's sorry You got a new girlfriend, a bitchin' new girlfriend But she won't help you at all Certified with the scene, she's a local rock queen But that won't help you at all You think that you've got it made But you've made one mistake You're gonna be the one who's sorry You're gonna be the one who's sorry You're gonna be the one who's sorry ♪ The free paper calls you a local celebrity But that won't help you at all You're such a big, big deal, you get in the clubs for free But that won't help you at all You think you've got everything But I've got news for you You're gonna be the one who's sorry You're gonna be the one who's sorry You're gonna be the one who's sorry