I know a girl, Nikki Webster The cutest in the world, Nikki Webster Strawberry curls, Nikki Webster Yeah you're the tops of pops Nikki Webster So far away, across the sea Down in Australia, that's where she be At the movies, at the show Eating Hungry Jacks, on the radio She likes to ride her horse, Nikki Webster Swimming's her favorite sport, Nikki Webster She's only 3 foot 4, Nikki Webster What can I do? I love you! Nikki Webster Can I take you home? Lock you in a cage? Poke you with a stick, and feed you mayonnaise? Won't you jump around like a monkey in a zoo If I dress up like a clown, is it allright with you? Is it allright with you? We love you Nikki Webster!