Go back to Portland Go back to school Go back to the 90's When shit was cool Go back to metal Go back to punk Go back to fucking And fucking up Oh, wrestling a crust-punk 'Cause he grabbed your back of doughnuts On the corner of southwest 13th Avenue Nobody gives a fuck About your stupid food truck at all Out on the streets of Portland (And there's more) Stop leaving parties Stop going home Stop jerking off With your iPhone Stop eating kale On your sub Stop drinking coffee In a strip club Oh, wrestling a crust-punk Over a bag of doughnuts On the corner of southwest 13th Avenue Nobody gives a damn About your stupid punk rock band at all Out on the streets of Portland (Portland, Portland, Portland, Portland) x4 Bus ride (Portland) Burnside (Portland) Get drunk (Portland) Crust-punk (Portland) Bookstore (Portland) Doughnut (Portland) And that's everything I know about Portland Buying a crust-punk A nice big bag of doughnuts On the corner of southwest 13th Avenue No one gives a doggie doo About your stupid home brew at all Out on the streets The filthy streets The crust-punk streets The food truck streets Out on the streets of Portland Portland, Portland, Portland (Portland)