Back in school I didn't fit in My glasses were thick, And my mustache was thin I was strong in the B.O. And weak in the chin Oh, it seemed like I never could win I'd fall for a girl, but I never could date her I'd call her on the phone And breathe like Darth Vader I only knew the touch of a pocket calculator Again and again and again I was born weird I was born weird Always a nerd Genetically predisposed I was born weird I was born weird Raised on the sounds Of the Dr. Demento show He kept on playing Weird Al on the radio Alright, who took my inhaler? I saw a girl and I fell in love That's when I joined the math club But my calculus wasn't strong enough Her name was Vivian I ate my lunch in the computer lab Even the teachers thought it was sad Just me and my bologna Again and again And again and again and again I was born weird I was born weird Always a nerd Genetically predisposed I was born weird I was born weird Raised on the sounds Of the Dr. Demento show He kept on playing Weird Al on the radio Oh! Now I'm grown I play in a band And I still sing about Vivian Again and again and Again and again and Again and again and again I was born weird (born) I was born weird I was born weird (born) I was born weird That was Nerf Herder, with "Born Weird". Kind of an anthem for Demintites, featuring "Weird Al" Yankovic himself on accordion. Always remember to stay Deeeeeeeemented!