Take off your shoes
Hang up your wings
Stack up the chairs
Roll up the rugs
Savour the things that sobriety brings
Draining the last from a jug
When I hit the bottle there's no telling what I'll do
There's something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue
I can't resist you
I can't wait
To twist your loving arms 'til you capitulate
Beat me in the kitchen
And I'll beat you in the hall
There's nothing I love better than a free for all
Twist your pretty neck and see which way it bends
But when it's all over we will still be friends
Wave a white flag
Put away the pistol
Too many people just can't get kissed
So if there's nothing I can do to make amends baby
Hope you don't murder me
Oh is it alright?
Oh is it okay?
I'll make it all up to you someday
But you didn't have to laugh that way
Oh no you didn't have to laugh that way
...
Wave a white flag
Put away the pistol
Too many people just can't get kissed
But if there's nothing I can do to make amends baby
Hope you don't murder me
Hope you don't murder me