Un, deux, trois, quatre!
I took a trip out to Paris, France
I went looking for a famed French kiss
I went looking for a new romance
But they all had hairy pits
Get out Paris, baby!
Get out of town!
Get back on the plane
Mon bijou, yeah, you-know-who
You're driving me insane
Can't hear nothing
What you trying to say? (What you tryin' to say?)
Language of love
Is getting in my way (Getting in my way)
And the border customs
Are trying to get my truth (Tryin' to get my truth)
But the message's intercepted
So now, tell me what's the use?
Sacré bleu
I took a trip out to Montreal
Just north of the U.S.A.
I thought that I was gonna have a ball
But all I got was a great headache
Get out of Montreal!
Get out of town!
Get back on the plane
Mon cherie, now you're sick of me?!
The feeling goes both ways
Can't hear nothing
What you trying to say? (What you tryin' to say?)
Language of love
Is getting in my way (Getting in my way)
And the border customs
Are trying to get my truth (Tryin' to get my truth)
But the message's intercepted
So now, tell me what's the use?
Sacré bleu
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And now the time has come
Time to say au revoir
But if it wasn't for bad luck, baby
I swear I'd have none at all
And now the time has come
Time to say bye-bye
I don't got no wanderlust
I just got the lust to die
What you trying to say? (What you tryin' to say?)
Language of love
Is getting in my way (Getting in my way)
And the border customs
Are trying to get my truth (Tryin' to get my truth)
But the message's intercepted
So now, tell me what's the use?
Aww
Sacré bleu
Sacré bleu
Sacré
Bleu