Hi there, I'd like to return myself This one's defective It was there on the shelf I tried it, I liked it But it must be bad timing 'Cause now I don't think that it's boding well But back to what I said You should call in the department heads Call it a recall Put the word into effect Remake me, to make me More better, less flaky Eventually you'll thank me, I bet Dead when I hit the shelves I'm dead when I hit the shelves Dead when it hits 'Til they forget Dead when it hits the shelves Yeah Whats that you say I don't think they gave me a receipt But can't you see this thing is falling apart Is this how you made it Or I desecrated Something that was created in the stars I wanna be a realist But is that the realest? Yeah I'm here still holding Keeping cool like strolling Look closely I'm rolling of a cliff Dead when I hit the shelves I'm dead when I hit the shelves Dead when it hits 'Til they forget Dead when it hits the shelves Well I'm dead when I hit the shelves I'm dead when I hit the shelves Dead when it hits 'Til they forget Dead when it hits the shelves Yeah Shoot me in the back of the head when things are going too good 'Cause that's how I'd love to leave this big, weird, neighborhood You were the only one I was a loaded gun I can't believe I never said I was sorry But I'm saying it now Dead when I hit the shelves I'm dead when I hit the shelves Dead when it hits 'Til they forget Dead when it hits the shelves Well I'm dead when I hit the shelves I'm dead when I hit the shelves Dead when it hits 'Til they forget Dead when it hits the shelves Yeah