Did you know that there are people in the world
Annoyed with all the other people in the world?
And of all these angry people in the world
I am the angriest boy
When I was spat into the Earth in a stream of guts
By Mother Nature, that green eyed slut
I wasn't the first to get forced from a cut
In one to whom I still shall stay stuck
Staring from the cradle my eyes take in
The baby speak of my brain dead kin
The goo-goo googles reflecting the grin
Of a chubbed faced alien
Well if you think I'm being harsh
Well baby keep on counting stars
'Cause I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
Upon this cursed Earth
Then I grew a few hairs where the sun don't shine
Pack me in a classroom to count the time
Studying the history of mens minds
Chasing tail and committing hate crimes
Rich hippy girl with the gas guzzler
Forced myself to fall in love with her
She was so strung out she'd swear it never occurred
The honky king went back on his word
The next one did the same
The blind leading the lame
All together now
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
Upon this cursed Earth
How does it make you feel to be wanted? (Whoa)
How does it make you feel to be one of many?
How does it make you feel to be blunted?
How does it make you feel?
How does it make you feel?
(I hate) actors who seem genuine
(I hate) my ex-girlfriend though she's feminine
(I hate) the singer with the denim shit
I hate everyone
(I hate) that hospital in Texas
(I hate) the rapper in the Lexus
(I hate) the pills I ate for breakfast
(Hate everyone)
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
'Cause I'm mired in hypocrisy
Yet I'm still down with JC
I guess that everyone includes me
And that's why I'm a humanist (I hate everyone)
Yeah