You roll up to the club in a stretched-out limousine
Designer clothes, tight shirt and skinny jeans
Haircut even you can't take seriously
But everybody in there knows you're a VIP
Sitting in the booth like a man of stature
Posing and pouting in front of the cameras
Spending a grand on a bottle of champers
You could've bought for ten pounds at Asda
Only one thing weaker and that's the banter
Girls whose skin that looks the same as fanta
You should've really come to spend a night with me
You would've had more fun in the VNP
Very nice people (Yeah man)
Very nice people (You know it)
Very nice people
It's all about the VNP
Very nice people (Uh huh)
Very nice people (That's right)
Very nice people
It's all about the VNP
I roll up to the club with a clapped-out Uber
With half a pint, I smuggled-out a boozer
Dressed in Primarni shirt and jeans
'Cause I don't need brand names, but my self-esteem
There's no red rope or table service
Or famous people the brain is worshiped
Just makes you think to have a great night out
'Cause in the end of the day, that's what it's all about
The music's better and the drinks are cheap
So I hope by now you can clearly see
There is nice to be important, but I'm sure you'll agree
It's important to be nice and a VNP
Very nice people (Yeah man)
Very nice people (You know it)
Very nice people
It's all about the VNP
Very nice people (Uh huh)
Very nice people (That's right)
Very nice people
It's all about the VNP
I said, my night is better that yours
You can spend more money, you will still be poor
I said, my night is better that yours
I said, my night is better that yours
You can spend more money, you will still be poor
VNP
Very nice people (Yeah man)
Very nice people (You know it)
Very nice people
It's all about the VNP
Very nice people (Uh huh)
Very nice people (That's right)
Very nice people
It's all about the VNP
Yeah, Wolfgang Lohr is a VNP
DJ Mibor, he's a VNP
Louis Armstrong was a VNP
And me Offbeat, I'm a VNP
My Swinghopper team, yeah we're VNP's
Sharleena Ray, she's a VNP
The PYE, he's a VNP
Shout out to all of the VNP's