Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged
The beautiful, the hideous!
Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it!
The shock and all the fright and surprise
Gather around, feast your eyes!
Young and old, ladies and gentlemen
Here we go!
This is the freakshow!
Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged
The beautiful, the hideous!
Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it!
The shock and all the fright and surprise
Gather around, feast your eyes!
Young and old, ladies and gentlemen
Here we go!
This is the freakshow!
Well, hello, I'm Mike
I chew on glass, and yes, I bite
So watch out, or I just might
Impale my skin with an iron spike
Uh huh-, I see you like it
Watch me swallow swords and survive it
Watch me spit out flames, the highest you'll ever see
Do you dare to try it?
Oh, I'm swinging from hooks on the ceiling
While I'm juggling knives (juggling knives)
If you can't handle suspense
Then you should cover your eyes (cover your eyes)
'Cause I am macabre, yes, I am odd
You should buy tickets today (hooray!)
Though I wish I could stay, no promises made
We're waiting to here the announcer say
Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged
The beautiful, the hideous!
Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it!
The shock and all the fright and surprise
Gather around, feast your eyes!
Young and old, ladies and gentlemen
Here we go!
This is the freakshow!
I was freed from the shadows, I'm currently dwelling
Strangely effective is death, seems to come again
Dying repeatedly, endless and seemingly
Following steps that Houdini took seriously
They shoot me, and stab me so eagerly
Broken and managed, unstructured and tangled
Completely unphased, not even a scratch
And 12 hours later, some dust, I'm back!
And people would gather from miles to witness
Me blow out my brains, and only need stitches
They'd cheer and scream, and tell me they love it
When blades would be eaten by only my stomach
Ingesting of poison, or surgically cutting my heart from my chest
But it would never stop running
So ladies and gentlemen, gather around
And watch as the bizarre and undying is found (wow!)
Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged
The beautiful, the hideous!
Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it!
The shock and all the fright and surprise
Gather around, feast your eyes!
Young and old, ladies and gentlemen
Here we go!
This is the freakshow!
Some of your know me, monkey the homie
If not, you can blow me
"Don't dare get too close, he might be too nosy"
I'll splatter some matter all over your clothing
That's why I'm locked away all day
'Cause unlike my anger, I can be caged
Take your kids to another exhibit
I smell their mom's cunt, and I'm gonna lick it
I'm sorry, faggot, was that too explicit?
Then get the fuck out, go chill with the midgets
I'm sick of you bitches complaining so much
Show me some titties and shut the fuck up
The peak coroner has made you some dinner
It's fresh and ready, there's punch on my finger
Don't like me?
Good, I'll be here all night
As banana cream splashes all over your wife
Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged
The beautiful, the hideous!
Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it!
The shock and all the fright and surprise
Gather around, feast your eyes!
Young and old, ladies and gentlemen
Here we go!
This is the freakshow!
Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged
The beautiful, the hideous!
Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it!
The shock and all the fright and surprise
Gather around, feast your eyes!
Young and old, ladies and gentlemen
Here we go!
This is the freakshow!