We're not the way that we use to be But what was funny is I have no complaints I'm still a jerk; you've got that smirk like you know it all It's not that I'm too ordinary Or maybe it is I know my place in line The least I can do is tell you its all fine I'm always late you think I'm vain And I know it but lets pretend I'm human And so are you your fancy shampoo And you make too It's not that I'm sleep deprive Or maybe it is I can't keep pressing snooze I might not win but you're the one I lose I might not win but you're the one I lose I might not win but you're the one I lose We're not the way that we use to be But what was funny is we still play this game I'm still at work you try to flirt like you know it all Its not that I'm too good for this Or maybe it is I know my place in line The least I can do is tell you its all fine I can't relate you think I'm cold And I know it but lets pretend I'm human And so are you your fancy shampoo And you make too Its not that I'm too indecisive Or maybe it is I can't catch all your Queues I might not win but you're the one I lose I might not win but you're the one I lose I might not win but you're the one I lose