We're not the way that we used to be But what's funny is that I have no complaints I'm still a jerk You've got the smerk like you know it all It's not that I'm too ordinary Or maybe it is I know my place in line The least I can do is tell you it's all fine I'm always late, You think I'm vain And I know it but let's pretend I'm human And so are you, your fancy shampoo And you make two It's not that I am sleep deprived Or maybe it is, I can't keep pressing Snooze I might not win but you're the one I lose I might not win but you're the one I lose I might not win but you're the one I lose We're not the way we used to be But what's funny is we still play this game I'm still at work, You try to flirt like you know it all It's not that I'm too good for this Or maybe it is, I know my place in line The least I can do is tell you it's all fine I can't relate, you think I'm cold And I know it, but let's pretend I'm human And so are you, your fancy perfume And you make two It's not that I'm too indecisive Or maybe it is, I can't catch all your cues I might not win but you're the one I lose I might not win but you're the one I lose I might not win but you're the one I lose