Whoa oowhoa oh oh
Whoa oowhoa oh oh
Sitting in the Hall of Justice
But there is justice after all
Aquaman has got to trust us
You hold the fort we'll take the call
It isn't that we don't respect him
And all of his aquatic friends
I'm sick of having to protect him
His ego's giving me the bends
Whoa oowhoa oh oh
Whoa oowhoa oh oh
I can take you to my manor
Gotham's got a lot to give
While he is all washed up (???)
And a bit competitive
Whoa oowhoa oh oh
Whoa oowhoa oh oh
This thought might grab your attention
You know I'm twice a billionaire
And all that greasy food he mentions
I think I've got enough to spare
Barring maritime disasters
Aquaman is such a tool
He couldn't get you wetter faster
With a sex toy and a pool
Well I can take you to the Batcave
It's not Atlantis but it's dry
Whenever you are in a close shave
Would you rather swim or fly?
And if you see it with objective
Other heroes that you've seen
Arthur's lost all his perspective
Orange doesn't go with green
Whoa oowhoa oh oh
Whoa oowhoa oh oh
Well I can understand it
What you see in Aquaman
Yeah we all love his swimmer's build
But that guy's got a wife and kids and always smells like mildew
How could you ever be fulfilled?
(DIALOG)
Well I can take you to the Batcave
It's not Atlantis but it's dry
Behind this cowl and cape and dance craze
I'm just another gorgeous guy
So Vicki Vale make your decision
Do you prefer blonds or brunets?
What kind of life do you envision
Everything's not better (Whoa oowhoa oh oh) wet
Whoa oowhoa oh oh