On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,
So I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,
But hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?
I saw a robot cat looking right at me
When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot.
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat.
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat
Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium
Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,
'Cause the robot cat needs pancake power
When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot.
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat
One, two, three and to the four
No doggy dog knockin' on my door
It's the postman bringing me a thousand more
Because I'm building me an army and I'm going to war
This is my moment; this is my hour
The robot cat is my ticket to power
Better get ready for the cat invasion
World domination; that's the occasion
They're better and stronger and smarter and faster
Soon everybody will be calling me "Master."
The humans surrender and that'll be that
I'll say, "Welcome to the planet of the Robot Cat!"
When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat
When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, caaaaaaat!