I think suspicions started at that role two months ago 
When a certain group of warriors quite politely didn't show
Adama doesn't know a thing, Crew, let's keep it that way
But somehow the silence gets harder each day 
There's a purple & orange conspiracy going on beneath my nose
We're running around like a bunch of fools
Making sure that noone knows
But the laundry comes back with purple & orange underwear each week
And Starbuck's been spent hours with Cassie
Explaining his purple socks, the snake
There are purple & orange vipers hidden in the alpha landingbay
And every week I'm signing checks for the purple squadron's pay 
Who's paying orange squadron
I'm not sure I want to know
But I could calmly tell the orange squadron where to go
On top of Starbuck's bedding
On top of Giles' nerve
There's Boxey who's bed wetting
And there's Muffit pesky war
On top of Socialators who make nights for warriors lazy
If Commander Adama finds out about this
It's going to drive him crazy
So the purple & orange conspiracy doesn't go a step higher than me
A colonel can keep military secrets of his own occasionally
And as far as Commander Adama's concerned
I have turned my face away
Hey hey, I ain't seen no purple (?) today