I know that you don't love me I know that you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me to those sluts Well maybe I'm a weasle Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I'm a skinny punk Who couldn't change a tire I'm laying down I'm playing dead I ain't fetching no stick No way baby I've always been this pasty I've always been this shape I'm just a teensy weensy thing Past on by itsy bitsy apes I'm laying down I'm playing dead I ain't fetching no stick No way baby You know that you could train me You know that I'd sit and beg But you think I'm just a dirty dog That tried to hump that pretty leg I'm laying down I'm playing dead I ain't fetching no stick No way baby