There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus there Everywhere you look you can't escape There's Santas everywhere Bells are ringing, children screaming Something doesn't seem right His beard is gray, that's a nice toupee But his eyebrows oughta be white There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus there One at the mall and one in the window Sitting in a velvet chair Fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, short ones Cheeks so rosy and bright That Christmas cheer smells a lot like beer Call Santa Claus a cab tonight Just saw Santa Claus Just saw Santa Claus Just gave a Santa Claus change Drove downtown and a bell ringing Santa Claus Hit me up again When those sleigh bells jingle jangle On my roof top tonight Will my chimney be backed up With Santas all crammed in tight There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus there Everywhere you look you can't escape There's Santas everywhere Bells are ringing, children screaming Something doesn't seem right His beard is grey That's a nice toupee But his eyebrows oughta be white