(Baba O'Riley - The Who) I eat Mrs. Fields I snack between meals You can see my crack above my Levis I don't need to diet To prove I'm light And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Deep fry Don't exercise And grow that middle age waistline It salivates my glands To smell a fresh roast ham So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over A second helping here A hefty mug of beer Let's get some dinner before the food gets colder Middle age waistline I got a spandex waistband Middle age waistline oh yeah Not a crumb gets wasted My belts busted!