I, I love the colored lights every year And the way that neighbors stop their cars and stare I strap a Santa Claus on my roof Plastic candy canes and reindeer everywhere I'm stringin' up decorations It's drainin' the power stations Fake icicle light formations Imported from Third World nations I'm stringin' up decorations I'm freakin' out fire stations I'm pumpin' out radiation My neighbors are out of patience "Hey pal, come on, knock it off. It's three in the mornin'!" Gotta keep those yuletide decorations up all winter God appreciates my plugged-in tribute to the Savior God would love it if I could keep 'em up till well past Easter Amen! (Good, good, good, decorations) I'm puttin' up a manger station Three Wise Men's destination Nutcrackers in full claymation Little Drummer Boy animation Fa la la la la, fa la la Fa la la la la, fa la la (ho ho ho, ho) Fa la la la la, fa la la (ho ho ho, ho) Fa la la la la, fa la la (ho ho ho, ho) (Good, good, good, decorations) I'm stringin' up decorations It's drainin' the power stations Fake icicle light formations Imported from Third World nations I'm stringin' up decorations