Last night I met a man from Mars, and he was very sad He said, "Won't you help me find my girlfriend, please?" So I asked him, "What does she look like?" And the man from Mars said, "She's... Eight foot two, solid blue Five transistors in each shoe Has anybody seen my gal? Lucite nose, rust-proof toes And when her antenna glows She's the cutest Martian gal You know she promised me, recently She wouldn't stray But came the dawn, she was gone 18 billion miles away Her steering wheel has sex appeal Her evening gown is stainless steel Has anybody seen my gal? How I miss all the bliss Of her sweet hydraulic kiss, has anybody seen my gal? Lovely shape, custom-built Squeeze her wrong and she says, "Tilt" Has anybody seen my gal? She does the cutest tricks, with her six stereo ears When she walks by, spacemen cry 'Specially when she shifts her gears If she's found, run like mad Put her on a launching pad Down at Cape Canaveral And shoot me back my cutie My supersonic beauty Send me back my Martian gal"