My knots know not they do not exist I still grab on them every time i spit These baggy jeans i guess they just dont fit "So you musta quit" but baby thats just it I dont have a dick i have a phantom limb And i cant f*** you if you cant sin We'll see if youre complaining when my hand be in We know straight chicks fantasies be lesbian Plus your man looks like a pussy and you slept with him Im a pretty manly annie when the lights be dim I aint callin into question interest in men But theyre flexin over there you aint addressin them You wanna mess with them come and flirt with us Straight chicks in the club getting bicurious And if youre having guy problems i feel bad for you hun I got 99 problems but a dick aint one Its not hyperbole The hype you heard of these Flirty nerdy verses with the curses you couldnt believe She be disturbing my peace Birdy be yearning to meet Me but afterword she be mad when she tweet Fatty you're a sexist lesbian Most seen with obscene breeder men The get laid schemes of dykes and men Do often go awry The quickest meticulous sickest spitter of verses Flipping sh** so quick these kids forget what the words is Its slipping thru my lips in seconds split into thirds So youre listening to this before the thoughts have occurred And thats how it works and its the same when im flirting People call me a jerk because of hearts i start hearting But i been called worse i prolly will be again I been encouraging flirts to start deserting their men Plus there's only one of me and like a million of them And ladies wanna believe i wanna be more than friends And i aim to please but i got to be truthful I aint tryin to see you packin a u haul Now you all you're beautiful so how can i choose This whole thing is win win how can i lose Lets go back to my place don't refuse One night dont make you gay it just makes you confused