Another friday night when your plan A has fallen through
A tinder date was sounding great, was too good to be true
I guess besides love of adventure sense of humour zest for life
He just forgot to mention the new baby or the wife
Yeah, what a dick
But there's no need to be lonesome when you've got the next best thing
So you block him on your socials and you give me a ring
And say you're in need of some sympathy some sushi and Netflix
You know I'm always free for dinner when they bail on you at six
And I will be the best I can
I will be the best I can
I will be the best I can
But you won't choose me
Over the last man on earth
And how am I back here again, I've learned so many times
That I've run out of melodies and I've run out of rhymes
And I know this way lies insanity I've seen it all before
But I know next time you need me I'll be right there at your door
And I will be the best I can
I will be the best I can
I will be the best I can
And you won't choose me
Over the last man on earth
And after all the chasing when you're tiring of this life
And you pick the least worst option and consent to be his wife
I'll plan the hen do in Chicago, I will be there at the alter
And you can be my Santiago if I can't be your Paralta
But I can be the best I can
I can be the best I can
I can be the best I can
And you still won't choose me
Over the last man on earth
Sometimes at last orders when we've both had too much to drink
And you look at me for too long in a way that makes me think
You sometimes wish that things were different and it sometimes makes you sad
That I treat you better than the best boyfriend you've ever had
And I can be the best I can
I can be the best I can
I can be the best I can
And you still won't choose me
Over the last man
And I can be the best I can
I will be the best I can
I can be the best I can
You won't choose me
Over the last man
And I can be the best I can
I will be the best I can
I will be the best I can
And you won't choose me
And darling don't you know you'll never lose me
Not to the last man
And I can be the best I can
I can be the best I can
I can be the best I can
And you won't choose me
Over the last man
And I can be the best I can
I can be the best I can
I can be the best I can
And you won't choose
Over the last man
And I can be the best
I can be the best I can
I can be the best I can