Mona's dad, I don't know why But I can't get him off my mind Underneath that trucker hat He's got a beard and all that Mona's dad works under cars I almost faked a car crash They don't see what I see I see a man, I'll never have No not Mona's dad Mona's dad, he's in his chair Watching football with his friends He's drinking beer straight out the can Mutes the TV, he hates the ads I had a dream, 2:33 Watched the archer split the tree Then I woke up, he wasn't mine It was just Mona and I Doing homework Wish I were older The dream is over Mona's dad, he's really sad But I feel safe inside his eyes I'd like to think that he cries (ooh-ooh-ooh) On his arm There's a cross From the days he used to serve In the army (ooh-ooh-ooh) Mona's dad, he loves his wife Is it bad I hope sometimes He thinks of me When they fuck? Too good a man to do that I wear a skirt up on my knees Even the floorboards try to peak But he won't look at me like that No, not Mona's dad I'm in love with Mona's dad I'm in love with Mona's dad I'm in love with Mona's dad Mona's dad Mona's dad