Party at the barber shop, party at the barber shop
But tomato, but butt tomato
Party at the barber shop, party at the barber shop,
But tomato, but butt tomato
Surfin' at the beach
Forgot my leash
Got hit by a wave
Went for a swim
Turned Upside down
Help, I'm gonna drown!
Lifeguard said
You must be from outta town!
Surfboard drums and a big ol' wave!
Surfboard drums and a big ol' wave!
Fishin' on a mountain
Ran into a bear
He stole my Salmon
I didn't think that was fair
So I ate that Bear
Just kidding, I really didn't
Party at the barber shop, party at the barber shop
But tomato, but butt tomato
Party at the barber shop, party at the barber shop,
But tomato, but butt tomato
Went up to a cabin
'Cause I heard some music
They were singing karaoke
And serving up some Poke
So I started to scat
I Sung bee bat da boom, ba-da-bada-boom
But it turned out
It was really just a wedding
They asked me to leave
Said, I wasn't invited
But Before I left
I met this girl
Her name was Tawney
Tawney Allure
She was kinda naughty
Uh oh!
Party at the barber shop, party at the barber shop
But tomato, but butt tomato
Party at the barber shop, party at the barber shop,
But tomato, but butt tomato
Wedding crashing and Poke bowel!
Wedding crashing and Poke bowel!
Tawney's gonna dance
Tawney's gonna dance
Tawney's gonna dance
Tawney's gonna dance
Said I looked like Tom Hardy
He's coming to the party
He's coming to the party
But Tawney was a liar!
She stole my wallet
She stole my keys and my cell phone!
She stole my keys and my cell phone!
Heard a knock at the door
Now I'm looking at a sheriff
Now I'm looking at a sheriff
He caught me on camera
Said his name was Smokey
So They hauled me away
So they hauled me away
In a Paddywagon
Until the next day!
Smokey the bear and a paddywagon
Smokey the bear and a paddywagon!
Smokey the bear and a paddywagon!