I have a sad sad story
I'll tell it in a song
I found a baby python
In the woods behind my home
I kept it in a coffee can
Underneath my bed
I walked my baby daily
On a leash made out of thread
For seven months I kept this up
Dreaming of the day
Of walking into show and tell
With a 10 foot python snake
But I made a big mistake
(Or a small one I should say)
My baby snake is just a worm
The vet just checked
It is confirmed
By now he should be slinking
But all he does is squirm
My baby snake is just a worm
My friend and I made a snake cage
From chicken wire and sticks
We worked all weekend on it
This news just makes us sick
Cause that cage won't keep a worm in
Never could, never will
A worm'll squirm right through it
And disappear into the silt
My friend, he's got a fishin' pole
And a look I've never seen
And he wants to take him fishin'
If you know just what I mean
My baby snake is just a worm
The vet just checked, it is confirmed
By now he should be slitherin' around
But all he does is squirm
My baby snake, is just a worm.
I don't just want a baby snake
I need it
And when I get a real one, at least I'll have somethin' to feed it
Nah, I'm just kiddin' about that
But my baby snake is just a worm
The vet just checked, it is confirmed
By now he should be slinkin'
But all he does is squirm
My baby snake, he's just a worm
My baby snake is just a worm, yes he is
My baby snake is just
A little ole worm