I'd love to hang out with my friends But if I leave my house, I will get nothing done I vacuum my carpet and fold my laundry Keeping my space clean reduces the risk of triggering my depression I no longer enjoy drinking and smoking I look silly when I am drunk And I'd like to be calm Inside my head, English voice Inside my heart, English boys Drowning in this English noise Drowning in this (woah) Hey I turn off my AC Don't waste electricity I am sweating in the dark Sweating in the dark La-la-la-la, happy Alice She is drinking rich bitch juice Ha-ha-ha-ha, you don't know me I am emo just like you Ah, ah Climate change, ah Ah, ah World War III, ah ♪ I just got a call from Grandma She is worried about me She says, "You need to get married" "Have a kid and family" Grandma, grandma, can't you see? I'm a fucking prodigy Grandma, grandma, can't you see? I am making history Ah, ah Climate change, ah Ah, ah World War III, ah When people are surprised They no longer say, "Oh my God" They say, "Oh my G-A-O" ♪ Ah, ah I don't have health insurance Ah, ah I wish I was a monk