I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk
And glue cornflakes onto my my ass
I'm a cereal killer
And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass
While we're at it, I'll do things you've never dreamed of
Like ride a unicycle
Upside down while I suck your ding-a-ling
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Now you know I love a man who can pitch a tent
So I'll let you bed your worries in the shadow of my consent
I'm ready for that fucking dick
I was born with a thirst for sticky liquid
You're nothing but a baby back bitch
Now come around back, I will show you where to stick that shit
I braided my hair just for you
Turn up the heat, let's make love stew
Okay, maybe this is a bit too much
So just kiss me on my balls, that'll be enough
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My favorite band is Nickelsack
Take a look at this photograph, it's a picture of my ass
I am the one with the length and the girth
They've even named my dick the Enterprise Earth
♪
They call me the breadwinner
So butter my balls like biscuits
I'm about to go buck wild
On them tasty-ass booty cheeks
I've even received awards for having
The smallest dick of the week
I want to pour maple syrup down your ass like pancakes
If you think you're too tough for my flapjacks
I'll spank that ass with a flip flop
My toes always stick together 'cause I blow my load inside my socks
And it's really hard to walk now, yeah, yeah
Oh
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Go
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I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk
And glue cornflakes onto my my ass
I'm a cereal killer
And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass
While we're at it, I'll do things you've never dreamed of
Like ride a unicycle
Upside down while I suck your ding-a-ling