I'm gonna take a chainsaw and hack and slash A beautiful statue of you With my hands around your neck, I'm gonna squeeze and squeeze My lips and give you a big, fat smooch Yeah! ♪ I'll paint the walls red With poems of adoration I hope you fucking choke On your words of infatuation ♪ Tuff love, bitch Is another word for a female dog and should never be used to degrade women I'm going to smother you to death With these loving arms I hope you fucking diet Because health is very important With my knife, I'll cut and slash Cute designs onto a card for you I'll put you six feet deep Into a brand-new swimming pool You'll be staring right down a barrel Of cute puppies to play with I'll take your fucking breath away With the softest, tenderest kiss