I'm starting to get used to being the butt of the joke Make my ass into a salad, you can toss it 'til you choke Prepare the table and crack the window for moonlight We're about to dine on that sweet, sweaty ass all fucking night I'll spark the candles softly as I drop your pants down to your knees You can work out your tongue if you give your butt cheeks a squeeze I won't let up until my mouth has gone fucking numb There's not a single thing that matters with my face up your bum There is a romance inside of these four walls There are butterflies dancing in my big, hairy balls I really don't care what anyone has to say I came on an empty stomach to this booty buffet We'll all hang at the G-spot because we're too fucking tough Don't question it, I've been known to get rowdy and rough I'll buy a slip-and-slide and dive head-first into your ass Balls We're the bottom feeders ♪ I try to catch my breath, but your ass cheeks take it away While your massive, hairy balls jiggle in the front of my face Rosey, full red cheeks and the most beautiful brown eye I want my tongue to fill your ass for the rest of my life I'll show you a full honeymoon if you will smack my ass I'll squeeze my sweaty, hairy balls into your champagne glass Bend over while I present you with a wedding ring Consummate the marriage with my tongue between your cheeks I want to bust a nut onto your back Then suck the remainder off my own ballsack If you think that I'm committing a crime, you must be a dingus Me and my friends, we run a gang, we call it Analingus We're the bottom feeders We're the bottom feeders We're the bottom feeders We're the bottom feeders