You sure think you're so cool
Just 'cause you have a gun in your profile pic
You wish you were fucking brave enough
To talk about sucking dick
Outdated as a dinosaur
It's time we settle the score
My dick is smaller than yours
And my butt is always sore
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I am the king of this basement
My mom serves me on my leather throne
You say I need to mature
I'm thirty-two kid, I'm basically grown
I am a hunter and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame
Do the curtains match the drapes?
Jakey Wakey's burning bush looks a lot like Bob Ross
You fuckin' punk, you can swallow my junk
And go jump on a dick bitch, I am the boss
My dad will beat your dad's ass so fast
Don't make me call my father out
My momma's cookin' is also better than your moms
Whatever I want, it's on demand, it's so bomb
Mommy I'm yelling your name
You need to get me something to eat 'cause your baby is hungry
What in the fuck is this I did not ask for spaghetti
I specifically asked for tamales
Thirty years old and I'm in my parent's basement
Because I'm too savvy for workin', fuck
There's no way, I shot you in the face
This dude must be hacking the server
I am a hunter, and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame
I'm pretty sure I saw you in the store today
You are so fucking lucky I didn't come up and just say, "Hey"
What do you even want from me?
I just want to lose my virginity
You probably couldn't tell when you saw me in real life
I am actually really big and buff online
I'm definitely not insecure
You only dislike me 'cause you're immature
Grow up!
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I'm making sure you buzz write up your ass