Ladies and gentlemen, I've got some incredible news to share with you today The band Brojob have been putting thick riffs into Deathcore songs that seem to be turning the frogs gay As you know, they're all members of a celestial, vampiric, Illuminati counsel trying to sabotage the Deathcore genre They claim to have the smallest dicks in the industry, but they refuse to comment on their balls I have reason to believe this record label they're signed to, called Hollowed Records, is micro-chipping the band's asses as well Which is creating a hybrid dick-and-balls organ to replace the brain You cannot make this stuff up, folks They're doing it right in front of our eyes, damn it!