(Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie) (What's that name again? I forgot) The name's Poochie D, and I rock the telly I'm half Joe Camel, and a third Fonzarelli I'm the kung-fu hippie from Gangsta City I'm a rappin' surfer; You the fool I pity! (Oohh, Poochie is one outrageous dude) (He's totally in my face)