The wicked cry alack, alas When Jesus comes to kick their ass With a full hogshead of pure whoop-ass The whole damn world will be take to task Holy crap it's Armageddon 'Tis off to Hell they are heading No use for regrets They have made their bets Now 'tis time for them to stand And take their licking Now Jesus has some strong kung-fu He truly is a bad-ass Jew When he sees someone who has been a dick He'll knock his head off with a roundhouse kick Holy crap it's Armageddon 'Tis off to Hell they are heading No use for regrets They have made their bets Now 'tis time for them to stand And take their licking Now look the skies have split in twain 'Tis time for him to come again With a million dead around knees I wish they told me he had zombies! Holy crap it's Armageddon 'Tis off to Hell they are heading No use for regrets They have made their bets Now 'tis time for them to stand And take their licking Now 'tis time for them to stand And take their licking