I once had a lass with a nice round ass
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
Leaving little crop circles when she sits in the grass.
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
She's sweet and kind and tends my need
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And no grass will grow where I plant my seed.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass with great, big breasts.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
She'd a mountain range upon her chest.
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
'Tis a wondrous thing as each man knows,
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
But no matter how I suck, no milk will flow.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass with a figure fair,
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
With hourglass curves and chestnut hair.
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
She says, "Pay up if you wants the rest."
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
So I left my pearls upon her breast.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass who could go all night.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
She never needed rest it was quite a sight.
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
Her stamina was hard to top.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
I get out of breath when I blow her up.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass with a full sex life.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
Too popular to be a wife.
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
She makes the Ren Fair boys all thicken
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
'Cause she's tattooed goth bi-sexual Wiccan.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass with a cunny wide.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
You'd marvel at the things you'd find inside.
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
Four wedding rings and a mouse so far,
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
A full case of beer and a Cuban cigar.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass who lived in a hole.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
I lowered her water down in a bowl.
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
It puts the lotion on its skin
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
Or else it gets the hose again.
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!