A pretty girl men fight for
They've even started wars.
How pretty does she have to be
When she's down upon all fours?
I find the ones who aren't so pretty
Are diamonds in the rough.
Cause pretty girls may look good
But the ugly know their stuff.
Just spend the night with Mabel.
I overcame my fears
By going to the Gock and Bulls
And drinking fifteen beers.
She'd do it all night long that girl
She never calls it quits
And her favorite way to please you
Is by rubbing with her...
Be they ugly or unsightly
Or just plain make you sick.
Every girl is pretty
With her lips wrapped 'round your...
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Mad Hellen is from Bedlam
She sees fairies, ghosts, and spots.
Her face is worn and drizzled
And her hair is all in knots.
And when I get down off that ship
I run straight to her bed
'Cause crazy girls do crazy things
Whilst giving you some...
Be they ugly or unsightly
Or just plain make you sick.
Every girl is pretty
With her lips wrapped 'round your...
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Well Clair is such a scrawny girl
As short as she is thin
With buck teeth and a lazy eye
And warts upon her chin.
But when she gets a man in bed
She'll toss him like a rock
It's like the devil takes her
When she's gnawing on my...
Be they ugly or unsightly
Or just plain make you sick.
Every girl is pretty
With her lips wrapped 'round your...
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Well Madge is not a pretty one
She frightens all the boys.
But if they'd only knew about
The techniques she employs.
She'll swirl and twirl and spin you
Then point it at her bum.
Then grin that toothless smile
While she's gargling your...
Be they ugly or unsightly
Or just plain make you sick.
Every girl is pretty
With her lips wrapped 'round your...
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There's Gertie from Newcastle
Who smells like fish and beer.
She's got one brow across her head
And a cyst upon her rear.
But once you get to know her
You'll really love that lass.
For when she goes to work
She'll suck the bed sheets through your...
Be they ugly or unsightly
Or just plain make you sick.
Every girl is pretty
With her lips wrapped 'round your...
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