Yuppie's guppies safe and sound Ribbons in their hair Only problem what they found Choosing what to wear Moaning groaning run around Makes it all o'kay Not so easy Trudging through the frozen tundra Nothing new to us Digging out from ten feet under Never cause a fuss Lately we can't help but wonder Everything's a pain Life so easy Shoes hit piece of meat We'll show ya Heads up We know ya can't take too much Welcom to the Gorky Park Everybody's comming to it Don't be frightend of the dark Everybody's gonna do it Welcome to the Gorky Park Everybody's gonna be there Leave your problems bring you heart Leaping freaking scream and shout Order of the hour Anything to let it out Plug in to the power Never swallowed by the crowd Opened night and day Just that easy Wham bam thank you ma'am