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Cap and gown with a mini-bar
I got big plans gonna go real far
Ain't too good at business school
But good enough to put me through
At a grad party and I thought I might
Check my grades, see it's all alright
I was told Cs get degrees
They said it ain't good enough for me
They took my degree
They took my degree
They took my degree away from me
Ya they took my degree
They took my degree
They took my degree away from me
Oh no (no no)
Oh no
My degree
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Picked up the phone and I call the school
Asked what I even did to you
"See right here you got a 73
And you need a 74 or more"
"Sorry 811268
It's no mistake you should have checked your grades"
Is this a joke it's one point after all
They said, "Hell no, see you in the fall"
They took my degree
They took my degree
They took my degree away from me
Ya they took my degree
They took my degree
They took my degree away from me
Oh no (no no)
Oh no
My degree
I've got big plans
I had big plans
Ya
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I wrote a letter to the man himself
He said, "We're all at the beach for our mental health"
"We'll convene in a week or two
A kangaroo court made just for you"
They took my degree
They took my degree
They took my degree away from me
Ya they took my degree
They took my degree
They took my degree away from me
Oh no (no no)
Oh no
My degree